Thursday, March 11, 2010

Randumb Snippets

I never wear bright colours. Gurdit says that I wear colours resembling a 'dead lizard'. Can somebody explain to me what-in-the-name-of-that-lizard's-arse does it mean? And why does it have to be dead?

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These are some of the masterstrokes by the genius professors we have out here at XLRI:
  • "You would have looked very smart if you hadn't brought your face."
  • "When rape is inevitable, its wise to enjoy it."
  • "Boss, I can tell you at least maximum(!!!!????) would have done it wrong."
  • "Saari Raamayan khatam ho gayi aur tum poochh rahe ho Seeta kiska Baap!"
  • "You wretched-face creatures with no sense of dressing and walk in sleep..."
  • "The only thing you have learnt in XLRI is how to stand still after a bottle of whiskey."
  • "Can you please come down from the House of Lords (last benches, slightly elevated as you go back every level) and sit in the House of Commons (the front benches)?
  • "(The graph is) pressed from the top and getting big from the bottom...
  • "...but, a very big but..." [if you don't get this last one, Think JLO, think Malaika, think Nicole]
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Sometimes I think what do the toppers(read: ghissus) get after burning midnight oil (it's a phrase!), slogging till their butt swells up, and giving up on the obvious delicacies of life! Even if they get an 'A' , their CQPI (cumulative grade) comes down! Poor souls! Their life can best be compared to the disclaimers on sleeping pills: "May not cause drowsiness"!! (link)

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I got this sms a couple of minutes back. "Characteristics of VKG- finds smsing her taxing but blogs every moment. has nothing to talk about to her but adds a new topic to his blog daily. Finds walking with her taxing but goes to jubilee park with friends every week. Listens to everyone's complaints but not her. Will do every other work when with her but when alone, he either does "kuch nahi" or watches movies. Will give advice to everyone but not her."

Poor her! Or, poor me? :P

32 comments:

  1. You made me smile, yet again. [:-)]

    One, the dead lizard comparison was funny.
    Two, your professors are insane.
    Three, Thank lord I am not a Ghisu.
    Four, Poor her obviously. Why is she tolerating an idiot like you. I should talk to her!

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  2. @ Prajakta:

    One, I still didnt get it!
    Two, they are insanely crazy!
    Three, Same here!
    Four, I would be a bigger idiot if I let that happen!

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  4. @ SFS:

    One, I know! You read it anyhow!
    Two, :)
    Three, I know!
    Four, lol! nahi yaar...bahot khush hun!

    I like dis way of commenting though!!

    @ BornI: dats called bro support \m/

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  5. Lol...
    Now that was an antidote....
    Poor her ...now is that biased?

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  6. lol! the score's still 3-2 in my favour!

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  7. the score's 3 all now..Go girl power..MCPz..

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  8. sorry mam! ek vote bas ek baar!

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  9. poor you non-ghissu dead lizard with insane professorz and an uncanny sense of blogging

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  10. poor you non-ghissu dead lizard with insane professorz and an uncanny sense of blogging

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  11. Dude, if anyone has seen you wear your favourite jacket/whatever-you-call-it, they would realise that my analogy is perfect (as is to be expected from me). :D

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    We have awesome professors. I think the rape one is our favourite Law prof, right?

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    About ghissus...no comment. Because I seriously don't know what to say, hehe

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    Poor her. If it wasn't for our friendship, she'd have been my girlfriend by now. :P

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  12. @ akshhar: rock on bro! its 4-2!

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  13. One, its not a jacket, you dumbfuck, its a sweatshirt! and its the awesomest sweatshirt in this universe...sour grapes!

    Two, yes it is!

    Three, tu khud ghissu hai sala, tu kya bolega!

    Four, i'll pretend i dint read it and the swords will not come out! Score's 5-2 plainly because you are a guy who commented :D

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  14. Masterstrokes are way too funny..
    (I had a teacher who would say, tomorrow I will give you a surprise test :D)

    Obviously,poor her! (Girl Power??) :D :P :)

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  15. lol..the same happened with a couple of my teachers as well :)

    6-3 grrr!

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  16. You do not appear to be someone who wears dull coloured clothings. Anyway, the 'masterstrokes" make an oldie like me wish to go back to college.

    And, poor no one. Normal, both of you :-)

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  17. Trust me Sir, I am! Now that's being politically correct!

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  18. The comments of Gurdit and your reply to his comments are better than this post, which itself is very good.

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  19. errrr...thats disguised gaaliyan!!

    thanks anyway :P

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  20. interesting post, to say the least! :-) :-)

    ablaa naari pe julm..nahi chalega..poor her..idiot you..

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  21. Totally unreal teachers there your life must be awesome!!!!

    dead lizard analogy was hilarius....

    And do spend time on the relationship, things do not happen again and again.

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  22. @ Sapna: thank you!

    aur abla...thats like the biggest joke of the milennium!

    @ Nilanjana: It kinda is :) Thanks for the suggestion, appreciate it! :)

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  23. rape comment..LOLLLLLLLLL

    these snippetz rauk man..a fun read..

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  24. i agree wid gurdit..ur sweatshirt colour is dull n pale n quite unlike u..
    n u must have hurt her so much by putting such a serious sms of hers on ur blog, she must have smsed in d hope of being taken more seriously..poor her..y is she actually tolerating u..i wud advice her to read gurdit's comment

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  25. ghanta poor her!!

    khulla flirting! main zinda hun abhi!!

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  26. celebration time...u bought red footwear.

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