Thursday, November 12, 2009

Googly - Part 2



Read The Part 1 here.
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Yet another masterpiece from Google. Without much ado, here's the thing.

Search for "why" on Google. These are among the ten top most suggestions by Google based on the most number of searches. Friggin' unbelievable!
  • Why are Indians so smart? :D
  • Why are Indians hated?
  • Why are Indians so ugly?
  • Why are Indians obsessed with fairness?
  • Why are Indians so cheap?
Why, in the name of crap, is the world obsessed with us?? The cherry, and as a matter of fact, the most searched : WHY MBA? (Anyone who has cleared an MBA entrance examination is familiar with this blood-sucking parasite of a question. Others might not relate to it.)

The riot continues. Search for "Why women". The funniest suggestions:
  • WHY WOMEN BECOME FAT AFTER MARRIAGE!!!!
  • Why women cheat?
  • Why women have affairs in their 30s?
And now the dilemma of Julia Roberts in Notting Hill.
  • Why men like breasts?
  • Why men are attracted to breasts?
  • Why men love breasts?
Its an earnest appeal to the intellectually controversial species. Give your quest a break. You'll never be able to work it out.


Finally, Google Pakistan. A millio times funnier. Have a look. You can at once sympathise with the traumas of the females and the curiousity in the males. Cheers :)

9 comments:

  1. i thot MBA karne waalon k paas itna faaltoo tym nahi hoga..u proved me wrong..tere paas hamesha faaltoo tym hota hai..faaltoo log.. some smiles though

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  2. It happens olny in India!

    Maine Google pakistan try kari and I was amazed..
    They love their country more than we love mba :P

    And btw whats with you and random google search hehehe..

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  3. @ devil: time hota nahi...nikala jata hai...time management hai...tum nahi samjhoge :P

    @ dipa: Google pakistan included! LOL!

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  4. you rock bro...keep posting

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  5. mast hai yaar sab... maine socha FMS bhi included hoga.. FMS bhi mast tha .. keep posting buddy

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  6. abe yar...Xl me bhi tera analysis nahi gaya...

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  7. @ anonymous1: blushing...:)
    @ ankesh: fms was fun indeed...thnx :)
    @ anonymous2: old habits die hard :)

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  8. whoa!!! I am surprised you actually googled all this....which one was on the top of ur mind before u started??

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  9. u wont believe it...but..."why mba"...i swear!!!

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