Googly!

Oct 11. 0200 hours.

There was no deadline the next day. Here at XL, this is an occasion more incredible than Barack Obama winning Oscar (He might as well win this one). It was celebrated with full vigour (read: booze). I had not slept for two nights in a row. The zombie in me dozed off in the morning today, missing three lectures. And here I was, incapable of a shuteye this early.

I logged on to google.co.in - the desi Google. The search engine gives you ten suggestions to autofill the search box whenever you key in some characters based on the most popular searches in India. I started keying in alphabets one after another and was amused at the suggestions.

Indians are just obsessed with Sex. No wonder Kamasutra has its roots down here. Here is some supporting evidence.

• B: Blue Film

• D: DesiBaba.com. It is probably the first and the most legendary porn site in India. It was something our generation logged on to on reaching the good young age of discovering Internet Porn. Was amazed to find it doing rounds among the kiddos even today.

• H: Hot Video

• H: How To Get Pregnant (freakin' unbelievable!)
  

• K: Kamasutra

• P: Pink Word. This baffled me. What on earth is Pink Word! Applying my super developed intellect made me to infer that the misspelling could actually be "Pink World" which could be a porn site. Yep, I was right. It happened to be one.

• S: Sexy Photo
• S: Sexy Wallpaper
• S: Sexy Lady
• S: Sexy Images
  

• S: SavitaBhabhi.com. This is the new sensation. Will make you hate all the Bhabhis you've ever had.

• X: XLRI :P

• X: Xboard.us. The Game Goes "International".

• X: Xnxx.co. Again a misspelling in all probabilities.

And now the the cherry. At last.

• X: XXL London. A Gay Bar...in London!!