The 'B' Nite!

[Parody : Hotel California - The Eagles]

-Written and composed by Varun Gupta
- Censored by EL!

Out on Broken Records

On a fire-brick pathway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of BishuDa, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for a while
There they stood in the pathway;
I heard the dunking yell
And I was thinking to myself,
This could be heaven or this could be hell…

Then they lit up the candles and they showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to apni duniya
Bada Maza Aaya…(Bada Maza Aaya)
Chutiya Banaya
Plenty of 'B' at apni duniya
Any time of year, you can find it here

Their mind is tiffany-twisted, they got the SIC
They got the Father Prabhu Hall, and its sacrosanctity!!
How they dance in the Wet Night, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up OMAXI,
please bring me my wine
It said, We have been overcharging you since nineteen sixty nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to apni duniya
Bada Maza Aaya…(Bada Maza Aaya)
Chutiya Banaya
We’re livin it up at apni duniya
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis!!