RanDumb Things About Me!

Inspired by Shifa's post.

• I presently use a pink toothbrush. I think it turns me on, in a good way.
• I think Katrina Kaif was once a man.
• I can never finish the last bite of food. I am somehow too full for it.
• I can go on without keeping in touch with the very few people I like.
• I hate the smell of rum. I love drinking it.
• When drunk, I black-out.
• I feel repulsed to non-vegetarian food.
• I love writing. I find it extremely tough to write the first few lines.
• I dont understand why people keep on listening to instrumentals.
• I visit IMDb at least twice daily.
• I hate to have too many food items on my plate. I would rather have them separately.
• I doze off while talking over the telephone.
• I am always short of topics to talk about.
• Things always sound better in my head than when I say them.
• My foot just loves my mouth.
• I cant multitask.
• I can have egg rolls four times a day, 365 days a year.
• I don't believe in the concept of 'days' - valentine's day, mothers's day, chairs's day, slippers' day et al - even birthdays!
• I cannot untie knots.
• I once had butterscotch with ketchup. I loved it.
• I love being alone. I just hate silence when I'm not.
• Sometimes I wish there were remote controls for everything, especially for the itch at the centre of my spinal cord.
• My favourite place on earth is my bed.
• I absolutely hate hangovers.
• I desperately wish someone comforts the eternal crybaby - Enrique Uglysias.
• I hate to walk. Wheels are undoubtedly the best invention ever.
• I punch my bed/the wall almost daily on waking up. I hate it.
• I love staring at my computer screen doing nothing at all.
• I read and edit my blog daily. I'm too finicky with that.
• I have a 1.44 MB memory.
• People normally call me up on their birthdays to remind me to wish them.
• I always have a hellish time finding keys. Thanks to XL for electronic locks.
• I love batting and even fielding. I hate bowling. I'm a bowler.
• I study for a twenty-mark quiz but do not for two ten-markers.
• I am a spoilt brat. I hate it when things do not go as expected.
• I don't want to hurt people and yet I hate political correctness.
• There are a few things that hurt me. I think about them all the time.
• I just cant play chess/volleyball.
• I like to have cucumber slices with pickle.
• I almost always eat mushroom when I eat outside.
• I hate to watch animated movies. Yuck!
• I do not drink even a litre of water in a day.
• I abhor astrology/zodiac like hell. I read my orkut fortune daily.
• I just cant sit still while talking over the phone.
• I freak out when my bed's not made up. I'm obsessed with matched bedsheets and pillow covers.
• I hate wearing a helmet while riding a bike.
• I want to be an agent in the Secret Service.
• I fail to understand the reason behind having pets. I hate them.
• I hate skipping meals.
• I do not have a driving license or a passport.
• Its excruciatingly irritating when a tune just gets stuck in my head and I cant sing the words. I keep on humming instead.
• I cant roll my tongue.
• The one thing I hate the most in this world is a snooze button. I'm, effectively, immune to alarms.
• I hate wearing socks. I'm generally found in my sandals.
• I wear odd socks nine out of ten times.
• I have never spent more than a minute at crosswords. I just hate them.
• I have solved a Sudoku puzzle just once.
• The busier my life, the more time I waste, the more I blog.
• I'm too easily satisfied and yet I'm never happy.
• I don't know what I want. I know what I don't.
• I plan. Then I plan more. I never work.
• I'm an open book but the text is encrypted. I'm always misunderstood.
• I haven't watched a single episode of 'Chandrakanta', 'Surbhi' or 'Shanti'.
• I have actually never watched a single Mel Gibson, Stallone or Arnold movie.
• I've never had schezwan. I don't know what it looks like.
• I hate smokers. I smoke.
• I hate people. I'm one of them.