Wednesday, July 24, 2013

PAST KA BLAST

The juices have dried. The patience is gone. 2 years, 2 posts. Can't get worse than this, I guess.

So, like all infamous intellectual bankruptcies, this one will go down the same wire. Here are some of the blasts from the past - the flashback.

Ravi Shastri and The Orgasm: An interplay of Ravi Shastri's seemingly rectal raping cliches doing an orgy. The post went viral in April 2011 with more than 12000 page views on blog and around 200 shares on Facebook. Was a tracer bullet, I guess.

A-Z of B-school placements: A trip de nostalgia for every XLer. A sneak-peak into the hallowed portals for the rest. The true meaning of XL culture and the biggest event on campus.

Boyfriends Rejoiced, Chintu Pissed: The article whose much inferior sequel written by yours-absolutely-not got published in Faking News here.

Mumbai Blasts and Armchair Patriotism on Facebook: A cynically pragmatic take on the hyper excited.

She: About the lady of my life.

Why MBA?: Honest ramblings, suitably tempered with the lentils of MBA jargon to give simmering humor. A question whose answer is not even 42.

Bunking Chandra Chatterjee: The life and times of a serial bunker. And red-handedness.

My God In Ayodhya: God's frustration with us - the descendants of human beings.

So Ja Bachche, Laado So Ja: Hindi prose meets poetry. On the lines of Insha Allah Kashmir, a documentary on the trials and tribulations of the valley.

Life. 40.: A 40-word mini-story.

I'm sorry.: The post which had offended a lot of people without a chromosome.

Pink Freud: Psychedelia scribbled.

Confessions of a Bloody Erection: Life and times of an erection. A man's best friend, a man's worst foe.

A Lot of Mush, A Lot of Room: Too sugary a tale about a pair of lovers.

One: Some disturbing images woven into words.

Main Shayar Gumnaam and the likes (herehere, here and here): Couplets.

Claimer!: Disclaimer is just excuse for being a wuss. So, I claim and this is what I do.

Sachin. God.: How I grew up watching the Maestro. What this man means to me!

Mr. Shit: About the man who plays Shah Rukh Khan in every movie.

The XL-IIMC rivalry and posts about the same. (here, here and here)

Thanks.